inothernews:

“You’re driving too fast.  Steve.  You’re driving too fast.  Steve.  Steve.  Too fast.  You almost hit that car there.  And you were supposed to turn left.  Turn left.  Back there.  I thought we were going shopping.  Steve.  Tito Steve?  Manong Steve? ‘Nong? ‘Nong?  You’re driving too fast.  You didn’t even put a seatbelt on me.  That’s just irresponsible, Steve.  The streets of Manila are dangerous, you know.  Jeepneys.  Cars.  Motorcycles.  More jeepneys.  And even more jeepneys,hala!!! Seriously Steve, I thought we were going to Makati.  You promised we’d go shopping.  Steve.  Steve.  ‘Nong? ‘To?  Tito Steve?  You promised. You promised.  Arf arf arf!  Woof woof! Susmaryosip, you’re a bad owner, Steve.  Take me shopping.”

(Photo of a man riding his motorcycle with his dog through a suburb of Alabang, south of Manila, the Philippines, on Sunday by Bullit Marquez / AP via the Wall Street Journal)